Rhyme Or Reason

[00:02.23] Yea, Yeah
[00:04.39] Yea, Yea, Yea
[00:07.58] (What's your name) Marshall
[00:09.77] (Who's your daddy) I don't have one
[00:12.75] My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon
[00:14.90] And had me on the back of a motorcycle
[00:16.83] Then crashed in the side of loco-motive with rap, I'm loco
[00:19.35] It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun
[00:21.36] Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum
[00:23.69] 'Bout to explode all over the canvas
[00:25.48] Back with the Yoda of rap in a spasm
[00:27.20] (Your music usually has them)
[00:28.99] (But waned for the game your enthusiasm it hasn't)
[00:31.46] (Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan)
[00:34.04] A Jedi in training, colossal brain and, thoughts are entertaining
[00:37.39] But docile and impossible to explain and, I'm also vain and
[00:39.80] Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting
[00:42.23] Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk
[00:44.60] Full of such blind rage I need a seeing eye dog
[00:46.66] Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on
[00:48.99] Oh, it's on a rampage, couldn't see what I wrote I write small
[00:52.27] It says ever since I drove a '79 Lincoln with white walls
[00:54.89] Had a fire in my heart, and a dire desire to aspire, to Die Hard
[00:58.04] So as long as I'm on the clock punching this time card
[00:59.90] Hip hop ain't dying on my watch
[01:01.51] But sometimes, when I'm sleeping, she comes to me in my dreams
[01:09.59] Is she taken, Is she mine don't got
[01:15.31] Don't care, don't have two shits to give
[01:19.32] Let me take you by the hand to promise land
[01:23.30] And threaten everyone, cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[01:34.23] (What's your name) Marshall
[01:36.25] (Who's your daddy) I don't know him, but I wonder
[01:39.60] (Is he rich like me) Ha-ha
[01:42.42] (Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live)
[01:51.62] No If he had, he wouldn't have ended up in these rhymes on my pad
[01:55.35] I wouldn't be so mad, my attitude wouldn't be so bad, yeah, dad
[01:58.12] I'm the epitome and the prime example of what happens
[02:01.86] When the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands, and
[02:04.50] Makes you want to get up and start
[02:05.79] Dancing, even if it is Charles Manson
[02:07.95] Who just happens, to be rapping, blue lights flashing
[02:09.88] Laughing all the way to the bank, lamping in my K-Mart mansion
[02:13.19] I'm in the style department with a
[02:14.66] Pile in my car, ripping the aisle apart
[02:16.14] With great power comes absolutely no responsibility, for content
[02:19.74] Completely, despondent and condescending, the king of nonsense
[02:22.74] And controversy is on a
[02:24.84] Beat killing spree, your honor, I must, plea, guilty
[02:27.88] Cause I sparked a, revolution, rebel without a cause
[02:30.04] Who caused the evolution of rap to take it to the next level, boost it
[02:32.91] But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it
[02:35.18] (Hip hop is the devil's music) Is that me It belongs to me?
[02:38.62] Cause I just happen to be, a white honky devil with two horns
[02:41.42] That don't honk but every time I speak you, hear a beep
[02:43.94] But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper
[02:46.16] Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch, cause it's the
[02:48.57] It's the time of the season, when hate runs high
[02:56.19] And this time, give it to you easy, when I take back what's mine
[03:03.78] With pleasured hands, and torture everyone, that is my plan
[03:10.22] My job here isn't done
[03:12.42] Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[03:20.88] (What's your name) Shady
[03:23.08] (Who's your daddy) I don't give a fuck, but I wonder
[03:26.30] (Is he rich like me) doubt it, ha
[03:30.90] (Has he taken, any time, to show you what you need to live)
[03:38.76] So, yeah, dad let's walk, let's have us a father and son talk
[03:42.13] But I bet we probably wouldn't get one block
[03:44.26] Without me knocking your block off, this is all your fault
[03:47.02] Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas, I appeal to all those walks
[03:50.35] Of like, whoever had strife
[03:52.05] Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like
[03:54.08] Cause I, related to the struggles of young America
[03:56.67] When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles
[03:58.66] Now they're ripping out their fucking hair again, it's hysterical
[04:00.87] I chuckle, cause everybody bloodies their bare knuckles, yeah, uh-oh
[04:04.66] Better beware knuckleheads, the sound of my hustle says don't knock
[04:07.32] The doors broken, it won't lock
[04:09.31] It might just fly open, get cold cocked
[04:11.35] You critics come pay me a visit
[04:12.74] Misery loves company, please stay a minute
[04:14.98] Kryptonite to a hypocrite
[04:16.55] Zip your lip if you dish it but can't take it
[04:18.29] Too busy getting stoned in your glass house to kick rocks
[04:20.82] Then you wonder why I lash out
[04:22.28] Mister Mathers as advertised on the flyers
[04:24.63] So spread the word cause I'm promoting my passion till I'm passed out
[04:27.78] A completely brain dead Rainman, going a bankhead in a restraint chair
[04:31.35] So bitch, if you shoot me a look it better be a blank stare
[04:33.53] Or get shanked in the pancreas
[04:35.78] I'm angrier than all eight of the reindeer
[04:36.67] Put together with Chief Keef cause I hate every fucking thing, yeah
[04:40.35] Even this rhyme, bitch
[04:41.26] And quit tryna look for a fucking reason for it that ain't there
[04:44.26] But I still am a Criminal
[04:45.55] Ten year old degenerate grabbing on my Genitals
[04:47.96] The last Mathers LP that went diamond
[04:49.82] This time I'm predicting this one will go Emerald
[04:52.39] When will the madness end, how can it when
[04:54.53] There's no method to the pad and pen
[04:56.15] The only message that I have to sing
[04:57.64] Is Dad, I'm back at it again, bitch
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