Badder

[00:01.62] Please don't fear that you are upsetting me
[00:08.25] Dear, I barely know you're there
[00:11.05] Sorry, were you speaking? You're hard to see
[00:13.84] Like a smell that lingers in the air
[00:16.61] Trying to be clever? That makes no sense
[00:19.52] That's a role you haven't earned
[00:22.29] You don't see your own insignificance
[00:24.97] Well, it's time you learned
[00:27.87] You may think you're bad
[00:30.32] But, darling, I am badder
[00:33.31] Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in
[00:35.83] Being just a has-been, a wannabe villain?
[00:38.92] You're a garter snake
[00:41.08] And I'm a big puff adder
[00:44.48] Face it, I am so much badder
[00:46.72] Than you
[00:51.40] Surely you can see it's ridiculous
[00:55.11] Two villains in one fairy tale
[00:58.08] This town is too small for the both of us
[01:00.95] So off into the sunset, you should sail
[01:03.75] I can send my minions to help you pack
[01:06.40] I'll be careful not to crow
[01:09.35] Darling, I will miss you, alas, alack
[01:11.96] But you have got to go
[01:14.87] You can claim you're bad
[01:17.20] But I'm a better badder
[01:20.40] Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll
[01:23.11] Ever equal me as a mistress of evil
[01:25.95] I'm the heart and brains
[01:28.28] And you, you're just the bladder
[01:31.51] How can you believe you're badder than I?
[01:35.75] Nobody ever would bother to tell
[01:40.55] A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella
[01:46.40] My cheekbones are sharper
[01:49.04] My hair's much more high
[01:51.87] So jump down a rabbit hole
[01:54.76] Go climb a beanstalk
[01:57.35] It's not au revoir, but goodbye
[02:09.41] Someone really should put a stop on her (Someone really should put a stop on her)
[02:14.45] Up to me to find a way (Up to me to find a way)
[02:17.28] Maybe there's a house I can drop on her
[02:19.73] Mm, is a poisoned apple too cliché?
[02:22.53] Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down
[02:24.76] A spell to make her disappear
[02:28.08] And when she is gone, I will own the town
[02:30.68] And everyone will cheer
[02:33.71] She was sorta bad
[02:36.15] But you are so much badder
[02:39.32] Clearly that is why I have to
[02:41.92] See that she lives happily never after
[02:44.88] Once I sit alone atop the villain ladder
[02:50.27] Everyone in Monrolasia
[02:52.79] Will totally be in my thrall
[02:55.39] They will say, "Oh, Queen, we praise ya"
[02:58.39] Because I will be not just badder
[03:00.15] Because I will be not just badder, badder
[03:04.30] But the nasty, everlast-y, flabbergast-y
[03:08.34] Very, very baddest of them all
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