Hard Times for Heroes (Demo)

[00:04.06] Once I had a quest to save a sleeping beauty
[00:08.12] Couldn't wait to carry out my prince-ly duty
[00:11.95] Bramble, I cut through it
[00:13.83] Dragon, yeah, I slew it
[00:15.82] So inspired, giving the required kiss
[00:19.44] What bliss
[00:21.30] But now it's hard times for heroes
[00:24.00] Got no lass to save now
[00:26.01] Lasses are so brave now
[00:27.62] They're the ones who earn the praise
[00:29.73] And it's hard times for heroes
[00:32.09] Shield right to the rescue
[00:34.18] Meanwhile, at your desk you sigh and gaze
[00:38.07] And now true love's kisses
[00:39.95] Not something she misses
[00:42.00] It's hard times for heroes nowadays
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[00:54.33] Once I had to do an evil witch's bidding
[00:58.34] She told me to cut out some girl's heart, no kidding
[01:01.26] But I have a big heart
[01:04.29] Sent the witch a pig heart
[01:05.38] What a story, sure to keep my glory bright
[01:08.20] Yeah, right
[01:11.59] (He said it's hard times for heroes)
[01:14.46] Once the famous huntsman
[01:15.44] Now I'm just a dunce, man
[01:18.09] Who can use a new crusade
[01:20.09] (Oh, yes, it's hard times for heroes)
[01:21.43] Now the girls fight firstwhile
[01:24.30] Our glory days are erstwhile
[01:26.06] Watch 'em fade
[01:28.39] Once I punched and I kicked
[01:30.37] Now I'm just a sidekick
[01:31.39] It's hard times for heroes I'm afraid
[01:35.94] You think that's bad?
[01:38.70] Once I was a warrior, a fierce fighting female
[01:42.71] Then, I was unique and oh-so-very proud
[01:46.59] But ever since I proved that warriors don't have to be male
[01:50.81] Look what I am now, just one of the crowd
[01:53.52] For crying out loud
[01:54.90] Where are all the damsels calling out, S.O.S now
[01:58.83] Once upon a time we all were well supplied (Ah, well)
[02:02.95] When there are no damsels
[02:04.40] We're the ones in distress now
[02:06.92] What are we to do with all the stride and pride
[02:10.22] Pent up inside
[02:14.53]
[02:43.16] Lately, I've been wondering what my life was lacking
[02:47.22] Then I saw a quest would send those dull trolls packing
[02:51.26] Sorry, you're all grubbed up
[02:53.30] I'm still feeling pumped up
[02:55.19] Strong and stoic
[02:56.25] Showing a heroic pluck
[02:57.48] (Good luck)
[03:01.29] (Because it's hard times for heroes)
[03:03.25] We'll, I won't be downhearted (Hard times)
[03:05.54] I'm just getting started
[03:07.14] And adventure lies in store
[03:08.94] And so, though we feel like zeroes
[03:10.74] Your energies contagious
[03:13.88] Maybe you'll re-engage us like before
[03:17.54] So go and pursue it
[03:19.51] 'Cause, man if you do it
[03:21.57] Then we'd be depress-less
[03:23.62] Not restless, and quest-less!
[03:25.62] So we'll have a bean now
[03:27.64] And go use that seed now
[03:29.26] And bring good times for heroes
[03:31.87] Back once more!
[03:39.39] I'm off!
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