Barmageddon (Original Series Theme Song)

[00:03.16] Barmageddon
[00:05.39] A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
[00:08.94] There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
[00:14.57] Barmageddon
[00:17.07] You never know just what you're gettin'
[00:20.06] But win, lose or draw
[00:21.44] It's gonna be a show
[00:36.75] There's a neon sign at the edge of town
[00:39.75] A waterin' hole where we can all throw down
[00:42.80] Anything can happen there and it usually does
[00:47.86] We got suits and cowboys and kids and freaks
[00:51.17] We all high five at the end of the week
[00:53.91] But come Monday it'll be alright
[00:56.68] But we're still gonna have a buzz from
[01:00.25] Barmageddon
[01:02.62] A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
[01:05.93] There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
[01:11.62] Barmageddon
[01:14.17] You never know just what you're gettin'
[01:17.19] But win, lose or draw
[01:18.50] We're puttin' on a show
[01:33.69] They got chainsaws and chicken wire
[01:36.93] A tip jar mounted on an amplifier
[01:39.63] A good ol' boy up there, askin' for a dollars worth of Johnny Cash
[01:45.19] If you're under the table, or over the hill
[01:48.35] Up from Ole Red, or Margaritaville
[01:51.44] Dance all night, or just tryin' to chill
[01:54.00] We're all gonna have a blast at
[01:57.09] Barmageddon
[01:59.52] A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'
[02:03.18] There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go
[02:08.86] Barmageddon
[02:11.02] You never know just what you're gettin'
[02:14.22] But win, lose or draw
[02:15.62] There's gonna be a show
[02:17.10]