Cowboy Scale of 1 to 10 (feat. Red Steagall, Ned LeDoux, Corb Lund & Dale Brisby)

[00:08.07] If there ever was a way to rate a man
[00:10.15] On a cowboy scale of one to ten
[00:12.26] Kinda like you would a woman or a chili pepper
[00:14.50] A one ain't hot, but a ten'll stop your ticker
[00:18.47] It'd be based on courage and attitude
[00:20.43] Not the band on the hat or the bling on the boot
[00:22.60] Less about the out, more about the within
[00:24.77] On this cowboy scale of one to ten
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[00:33.95] Now take the pretty boy over at the bar for example
[00:36.23] His Resistol's huge and his B.S. is ample
[00:38.31] But I got a feelin' he's nevеr stepped in none
[00:40.25] And on thе cowboy scale that puts him down around a one
[00:44.01] Now the guy in the ball cap, the tshirt, and dirty ol jeans
[00:46.77] Got a dozen gold buckles that you'll probly never see
[00:48.81] 'Cause he really don't givva damn what you think he is
[00:50.96] On your cowboy scale of one to ten
[00:54.08] Some ride bulls and some ride fences
[00:58.59] Some ride off into that sunset
[01:02.77] Some drive cattle and some drive Chevy's
[01:06.60] But they all drive them ladies crazy
[01:12.03] Ladies and gentlemen
[01:13.11] My friends Dale Brisbie and Mr. Cobin are here to give you some cowboy education
[01:19.31] Are you ready boys? (Yes sir)
[01:20.78] Tell them about it all, son
[01:22.10] Now the cowgirls, boys, they're the ones who know
[01:24.15] The real deal from ol' ricky rodeo
[01:26.35] Cause let me tell ya fellas, till they see you ride
[01:28.35] They'll never give you more than a four
[01:30.05] Maybe five
[01:31.68] Now not all cowboys hail from the lone star state
[01:34.12] California, Alaska to Canada, eh?
[01:36.12] I even know a few hippies, long hair and tatoos
[01:37.83] That sure are some tough mother buckaroos
[01:40.58] Some ride bulls and some ride fences
[01:45.03] Some ride off into that sunset
[01:49.20] Some drive cattle and some drive Chevy's
[01:53.02] But they all drive them ladies crazy
[01:59.53] We got here one more cowboy who knows a thing or two about it
[02:03.28] Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Mr. Needleboo
[02:07.17] Come on cowboy
[02:08.25] So if ya ever took a big ol' dip o Copenhagen
[02:10.69] Started barroom brawls or just participated
[02:12.93] Know a quarter horse can't be started with a coin
[02:15.17] Y'ain't quite there yet, boys, but 'yer getting warm
[02:18.47] Ladies and gentlemen, our brother Mr. Ray Stigger
[02:22.16] I've been around some, and I'd like to say
[02:24.23] If you really wanna know who's the real John Wayne
[02:27.46] Well, that's the folks who serve and protect this great land
[02:30.74] And on the cowboy scale
[02:33.20] That's a top drawer ten
[02:35.86] Let's go find a beer cold, boys
[02:37.57] What you say? (Yes sir)
[02:38.91] May I give you some Copenhagen Origin
[02:40.78] Here you go, Cody, no need at all
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