Like Em When

[00:11.98] Ever since I can remember so basically forever,
[00:14.18] I've recognized a pattern that when I get together,
[00:16.90] With a girl a switch gets flicked in my brain (click)
[00:20.01] I always make the same pick and go for the insane chick,
[00:23.56] I know that dames think different to dudes,
[00:25.63] But the ones that I choose have gotta screw coming loose,
[00:28.36] Either had some abuse and it never got revolved,
[00:31.52] Or they're just the one offs that never fit into a mould,
[00:34.55] Smitten with gold diggers liars and thieves,
[00:37.05] Heartbreakers' troublemakers diva's hard to please,
[00:40.58] Law breakers on reprieve who still push the envelope,
[00:43.57] Zodiac mismatches using both the horoscopes,
[00:46.46] It's like a horror show I'm sorry for my friends,
[00:49.17] Who had to watch the same scenario again and again,
[00:51.36] But I could never pretend that I understood the puzzle,
[00:55.02] The only thing I know is that I like em when they're trouble.
[00:57.41] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[01:00.75] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[01:03.34] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[01:06.38] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[01:21.05] Now I suppose I could go for somebody submissive,
[01:23.59] And know that when I spoke they would actually listen,
[01:26.72] Go fishing for compliments and always get a bite,
[01:29.28] Like my pockets made to piss in made order water tight,
[01:31.63] As normal as you like but if I'm bored I might stray off,
[01:35.48] I've sought the out of order looking forward to the chaos,
[01:37.75] Maybe there's a payoff for taming the shrew,
[01:40.93] Either way you gotta lay off when the painters are due,
[01:44.07] I'm stating the truth they're seductive and destructive,
[01:46.67] The amount that I've encountered them counterproductive,
[01:49.95] And I'm bound to be stuck with the diamond in the rubble,
[01:52.56] The only thing I know is that I like em when they're trouble.
[01:55.96] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[01:58.05] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[02:00.96] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[02:03.62] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[02:08.30] As I break this shit on down get up off your
[02:13.83] As I break this shit on down get up off your
[02:19.25] As I break this shit on down get up off your
[02:24.74] As I break this shit on down get up off your ass
[02:48.18] Maybe I should change what I look for in a lady,
[02:56.23] The women that I seem to attract are all crazy,
[02:59.72] Like cuckoo, madder than hatters,
[03:01.94] All of the above from the former to the latter,
[03:04.60] Maybe I'm deranged but if trouble doesn't make me,
[03:07.68] Run the other way then I'm the one who's crazy,
[03:10.57] Like cuckoo, madder than a matter,
[03:13.42] All of the above but it really doesn't matter cause.
[03:16.53] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[03:19.22] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[03:21.71] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
[03:25.19] We like em when they're trouble I don't know why
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