Happy Well Adjusted Psychopath

[00:01.73] Aunt flow she comes to visit,
[00:02.64] The day my baby goes away,
[00:04.54] And hit the household like a blizzard,
[00:07.22] And leaves the place in disarray,
[00:09.97] She'll ride a crimson tide,
[00:12.68] Upon a white cotton horse,
[00:14.40] A qualified tour guide,
[00:17.15] Around the grounds for divorce because of course,
[00:20.70] She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
[00:25.27] She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
[00:29.76] She can be so sweet,
[00:32.57] When she's being herself,
[00:35.27] But the demon beneath,
[00:37.93] Should seek professional help,
[00:39.70] She's got an urge to kill,
[00:42.43] Like some kind of maniac,
[00:45.10] I tried to call up doctor Phil, (hello?)
[00:47.82] I want my girlfriend back this bitch is wak,
[00:50.53] She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
[00:55.94] She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
[01:08.84] Cause she's happy and she's sad and she's
[01:09.71] Doing what she can just to
[01:11.56] Keep it on an evenish keel,
[01:13.38] But you have to understand that the
[01:15.16] Rag is at her glands and she
[01:16.09] Can't control the way that she feels,
[01:18.77] She can function day to day if you
[01:20.55] Stay out of her way or she could
[01:21.48] Slay you for the evening meal,
[01:24.14] And anything you say could be
[01:25.02] Taken in a way she finds
[01:26.82] Offensive with a penchant to kill,
[01:28.68] She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
[01:36.97]