Everytime

[00:09.14] Everytime I clean my room, I make another mess
[00:22.88] Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
[00:25.64] Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form
[00:28.38] I leave my window open every time there is a storm
[00:31.14] Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work
[00:33.94] Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
[00:36.69] Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
[00:39.49] Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand
[00:42.25] Everytime I skate, I get another bruise
[00:44.04] Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes
[00:47.71] Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps
[00:49.63] Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps
[00:52.46] Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit
[00:55.15] Everytime I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit
[00:57.95] Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket
[01:00.70] Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
[01:03.46] Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
[01:09.00] Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest
[01:11.79] Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
[01:13.66] Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts
[01:16.48] Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush
[01:19.17] Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
[01:21.92] If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic
[01:24.72] Doomed to fail
[01:28.47] *It's not easy being me
[01:31.16] Doomed to fail
[01:33.94] *It's not easy being me
[01:35.86] Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong
[01:37.61] Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong
[01:40.46] Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf
[01:43.18] I was living with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.
[01:45.96] Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, I'd end up with the roach
[01:48.75] Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach
[01:51.43] But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
[01:54.24] I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts
[01:57.00] Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
[01:59.78] Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity
[02:01.64] Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food
[02:04.49] Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
[02:07.13] Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes
[02:09.99] Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks
[02:12.61] Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips
[02:15.46] Everytime I eat all bran, I get the shits
[02:18.26] But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour
[02:21.06] And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower
[02:22.82] But everytime I shower the towel is already wet
[02:25.66] And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat
[02:29.33] Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
[02:31.13] My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
[02:33.94] Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it
[02:36.60] Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
[02:39.40] Worship Satan,
[02:42.22] Worship Satan,
[02:45.02] Worship Satan,
[02:47.73] Worship Satan,
[02:49.69] Worship Satan,
[02:52.38] Worship Satan,
[02:55.17] Worship Satan,
[02:57.95] Worship Satan,
[03:00.60] Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious
[03:03.43] Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period
[03:06.24] Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over
[03:09.16] But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober
[03:11.89] Every blind date turns out to be blind
[03:14.58] My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
[03:16.30] Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance
[03:19.09] Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants
[03:21.86] Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
[03:24.54] Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
[03:27.29] Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue
[03:29.99] Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung
[03:32.63] Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"
[03:35.30] Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
[03:38.06] Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
[03:40.79] And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come
[03:43.47] Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out
[03:46.19] Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
[03:48.94] Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef
[03:51.60] And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef
[03:54.31] Doomed to fail
[03:58.89] I Get Beef
[03:59.71] Doomed to fail
[04:03.32] Chicken's not a vegetable
[04:05.10] Doomed to fail
[04:08.83] I Get Beef
[04:10.65] Doomed to fail
[04:14.20] Chicken's not a vegetable
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