Sweet Transvestite

[00:02.17] How d'you do, I
[00:04.44] See you've met my
[00:06.59] Faithful handyman
[00:10.41] He's just a little brought down because
[00:14.00] When you knocked
[00:16.03] He thought you were the candy man
[00:20.50] Don't get strung out by the way that I look
[00:24.71] Don't judge a book by its cover
[00:28.26] I'm not much of a man by the light of day
[00:32.80] But by night I'm one hell of a lover
[00:37.00] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[00:42.00] From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
[00:50.59] Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
[00:56.00] You look like you're both pretty groovy
[00:59.19] Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
[01:04.71] We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
[01:09.00] I'm glad we caught you at home
[01:12.16] Could we use your phone?
[01:14.75] We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!)
[01:17.36] We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
[01:22.88] We don't want to be any worry
[01:26.17] Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
[01:31.70] Well, babies, don't you panic
[01:35.46] By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
[01:40.22] I'll get you a satanic mechanic
[01:44.00] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[01:49.00] From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
[01:58.11] Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
[02:01.59] Or maybe a bite? (bite)
[02:04.00] I could show you my favorite obsession
[02:07.32] I've been making a man
[02:10.92] With blond hair and a tan
[02:13.28] And he's good for relieving my tension
[02:16.23] I'm just a sweet transvestite
[02:21.38] From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
[02:29.41] Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
[02:35.12] From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
[02:45.06] So, come up to the lab
[02:48.41] And see what's on the slab
[02:52.37] I see you shiver with antici-
[02:57.15] -Pation
[02:59.49] But maybe the rain
[03:02.29] Is really to blame
[03:05.20] So I'll remove the cause
[03:12.16] But not the symptom