Planet Shmanet Janet

[00:00.25] Okay, it's start time
[00:03.18] Riff Raff, set the sonic transducer on program eight
[00:07.34] (Program eight)
[00:08.82] And secure all levels at zero
[00:13.62] (Zero) relax
[00:17.18] You won't find earth people quite
[00:19.27] The easy mark that you imagined
[00:21.34] This sonic transducer, it is, I suppose
[00:25.36] Some kind of audio-vibratory-physio molecular transport device
[00:30.25] You better believe it, baby
[00:32.44] (You mean) yes, Brad
[00:33.90] It's something we ourselves have been working on
[00:37.17] For quite some time
[00:38.91] But it seems our friend here
[00:41.27] Has found a way of perfecting it
[00:43.73] A device that is capable of breaking down solid matter
[00:48.18] And projecting it through space and who knows
[00:51.51] Perhaps, even time itself
[00:55.74] Dr. Scott
[00:57.02] Do you mean he's going to send us to another planet?
[01:00.42] Planet, schmanet, Janet
[01:03.86] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
[01:06.96] You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
[01:10.55] Your apple pie don't taste too nice
[01:13.91] You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
[01:18.08] I've laid the seed, it should be all she needs
[01:21.42] She's as sensual as a pencil
[01:23.59] Wound up like an E or a first string
[01:25.63] When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
[01:28.52] You got a block? Well, take my advice
[01:31.67] You better wise up, Janet Weiss
[01:35.49] The transducer will seduce ya
[01:39.60] It's something you'll get used to
[01:41.41] A mental mind fuck can be nice
[01:44.02] You better wise up, Janet Weiss
[01:47.42] You better wise up, build your thighs up
[01:51.40] You better wise up
[01:52.99] And then she cried out
[01:55.36] Stop!
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