I Like Chinese

[00:00.09] The world today seems absolutely crackers
[00:04.95] Nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
[00:10.14] There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
[00:15.44] It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why
[00:21.84] I like Chinese
[00:25.84] I like Chinese
[00:29.58] They only come up to your knees
[00:33.04] Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
[00:37.42] I like Chinese
[00:41.37] I like Chinese
[00:44.82] There's 900 million of them in the world today
[00:49.12] You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say
[00:53.34] I like Chinese
[00:57.36] I like Chinese
[01:01.07] They come from a long way overseas
[01:04.79] But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please
[01:09.18] I like Chinese food
[01:12.72] The waiters never are rude
[01:16.93] Think of the many things they've done to impress
[01:20.78] There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess
[01:24.78] So, I like Chinese
[01:28.90] I like Chinese
[01:32.40] I like their tiny little trees
[01:36.46] Their Zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze
[01:40.83] I like Chinese thought
[01:44.56] The wisdom that Confucius taught
[01:48.22] If Darwin is anything to shout about
[01:52.25] The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
[01:55.95] So, I like Chinese
[02:00.48] I like Chinese
[02:04.17] They only come up to your knees
[02:07.66] Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please, all together
[02:12.08] 我爱中国人
[02:15.77] 我爱中国人
[02:19.62] 我爱中国人
[02:23.31] 你好吗, 你好吗, 你好吗, 再见
[02:27.76] I like Chinese
[02:31.84] I like Chinese
[02:35.48] Their food is guaranteed to please
[02:39.45] A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees
[02:43.69] I like Chinese
[02:47.62] I like Chinese
[02:51.08] I like their tiny little trees
[02:55.03] Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze
[02:59.28] I like Chinese
[03:02.95] I like Chinese
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