The Naval Medley

[00:11.22] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
[00:15.73] Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
[00:20.28] It's swell to have a stiffy
[00:22.13] It's divine to own a dick
[00:23.80] From the tiniest little tadger
[00:25.72] To the world's biggest prick
[00:28.43] So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
[00:32.09] Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
[00:36.57] Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
[00:38.35] Your Percy, or your cock
[00:40.19] You can wrap it up in ribbons
[00:41.93] You can slip it in your sock
[00:44.67] But don't take it out in public
[00:46.46] Or they will stick you in the dock
[00:48.25] And you won't come back
[00:52.73] It's fun to own your own vagina
[00:56.35] It's great to have your friendly thatch
[01:00.84] Your minge, your twat, your kitty cat
[01:04.50] Your nest, your nasty or your snatch
[01:09.06] It's great to have a monkey furrow
[01:12.58] Your finger pie, your lunch box or your catch
[01:17.11] Your camel toe, your bearded clam
[01:18.98] Your bottom at the front
[01:20.75] Your monkey minge, your muffin or your old Sir Berkely Hunt
[01:24.31] Your honeypot, your hairy friend
[01:27.03] But never call it cunt
[01:28.81] Or we won't come back
[01:36.97] Isn't it awfully nice to own a bottom?
[01:41.49] Isn't it frightfully good to have an ass?
[01:45.19] It's swell to own a fushy, it's divine to have a scut
[01:48.79] From the skinniest little buttocks
[01:50.52] To the worlds largest butt
[01:53.23] Three cheers for your posterior or anus
[01:57.78] Hooray for your lovely sit upon
[02:01.35] Your fundament, your fanny, your cheeky little dear
[02:05.84] Your rump, your hauch, your hams, your stern, your fanny or your rear
[02:09.40] But be careful how you handle it or you'll be caught, I fear
[02:14.00] And you wont come back
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