The Lamest Place in the World

[00:11.46] Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
[00:14.26] Up the block, there's a Walmart
[00:16.97] There's a place you can accessorize your pets
[00:21.92] A school, a tree, a couple of churches
[00:25.22] And no matter how hard anybody searches
[00:28.01] That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
[00:32.85] It's the lamest place in the world
[00:37.67] But it just got a little bit better
[00:40.12] So don't disappear
[00:44.13] It's the lamest place in the world
[00:48.54] But I'm pretty sure it's not as lame as it was before
[00:52.72] Now that you're here
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[01:04.78] Forty miles to the nearest river
[01:07.82] Sixty miles to the airport
[01:10.33] When we plan our escape
[01:11.84] That's where we're gonna have to be
[01:15.18] It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity
[01:18.75] You got dragged away from New York City
[01:21.29] It's major suck for you, but it's amazing luck for me!
[01:26.04] It's the lamest place in the world
[01:30.89] But it just got a little bit better
[01:33.47] I'm happy to say:
[01:37.29] It's the lamest place in the world
[01:41.48] And you're completely exotic
[01:47.70] Intellectual, neurotic
[01:53.14] You would never have a shot
[01:56.38] Except you found the perfect guide!
[02:03.76] And though I don't really know you
[02:09.07] I can hardly wait to show you
[02:14.31] Every fake and freak, every fool and clown
[02:17.44] Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town
[02:19.92] Let 'em laugh they won't keep me down
[02:22.67] With you by my side!
[02:28.42] And it just got a little bit better!
[02:33.25] Amazing but true!
[02:35.69] Yes, the lamest place in the world
[02:39.83] Has lots of flaws
[02:41.20] But maybe it'll be fine because
[02:43.85] It brought me to you!
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