All Hail the Brain / Terminal Illness

[00:02.16] Brain's gonna do it!
[00:02.79] Brain's gonna do it!
[00:03.88] Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it!
[00:05.52] Friday night, we go to the mall
[00:07.23] And Brain's gonna get us into the movie!
[00:08.98] Gonna go see The Bloodmaster!
[00:10.77] Friday night, The Bloodmaster!
[00:12.75] Friday night, Friday night!
[00:14.07] Brain's gonna do it!
[00:15.41] Brain's gonna do it!
[00:18.86] I have a plan
[00:20.98] I have a plan
[00:22.96] Possibly, I think I have a plan
[00:26.46] It'll take a lot of work
[00:28.44] It'll take a lot of luck
[00:30.14] But when it all comes through
[00:32.50] They'll say:
[00:37.39] "All Hail the Brain!
[00:41.44] He does what no mere mortal can!
[00:45.59] He's the man!
[00:47.24] Evan Goldman!
[00:50.98] All Hail the Brain!
[00:55.72] He did what no one else could do
[00:59.17] Saw us through
[01:01.25] Saved the day!"
[01:03.87] And all I have to do is
[01:05.83] Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep
[01:07.56] Then sneak the license
[01:08.43] From the wallet in her purse
[01:09.12] Make a color Xerox, laminate it
[01:10.85] Then put the license
[01:12.11] Back in the wallet in her purse
[01:13.40] Then find the dress she wore
[01:14.72] In the picture on the license that
[01:15.62] I copied and I laminated
[01:16.53] Wear the dress
[01:17.69] Get a wig
[01:18.69] Show the license
[01:19.58] Buy the tickets...
[01:20.56] What could go wrong?
[01:24.11] Brett's gonna do it!
[01:25.34] Brett's gonna do it!
[01:26.44] Friday night, Brett's gonna do it!
[01:28.07] Friday night at The Bloodmaster
[01:30.09] Brett's gonna do
[01:30.69] The Tongue with Kendra!
[01:31.61] Friday night at the movie at the mall!
[01:33.10] And Brain's gonna get us in!
[01:34.66] I have a plan!
[01:36.55] A better plan
[01:38.60] Actually, an almost-perfect plan
[01:41.90] It sounds absolutely nuts
[01:44.13] It'll take a lot of guts
[01:45.71] But when it all comes through
[01:48.37] They'll say:
[01:52.70] "All Hail the Brain!
[01:56.67] Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!
[02:01.10] Ain't he grand?
[02:02.94] Ain't he great!"
[02:05.21] And all I have to do is
[02:07.12] Go that day to the movie theater
[02:08.89] Break into the projection room
[02:10.42] Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster
[02:12.43] Take 'em down the hall
[02:13.61] Where they're showing Bambi
[02:14.23] Switch the reels
[02:15.35] Leave the theater
[02:16.21] Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi!
[02:18.12] What could go wrong?
[02:21.42] Hey, Brain
[02:22.45] Did you set up my date for Friday?
[02:23.82] Date?
[02:24.57] With Kendra!
[02:26.00] Date?
[02:26.99] Date!
[02:28.95] Archie, I have major news!
[02:30.88] I have a plan
[02:32.50] I have a plan
[02:34.15] So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
[02:37.15] Ooh!
[02:37.74] I need your help, though, so stay calm
[02:40.04] You need to go talk to my mom
[02:41.94] And it'll all come true
[02:43.98] Because
[02:49.14] No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
[02:57.32] Take it from me
[02:59.17] It's a sure guarantee of success
[03:05.03] Listen, I'm not making fun
[03:07.92] Of your terminal illness
[03:12.94] But you hold the secret to
[03:14.96] Getting my mom to say yes
[03:20.88] So talk to my mom, and get
[03:23.49] Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain
[03:29.38] Brett gets his movie, I get the credit
[03:33.62] And you get your date, so who could complain?
[03:36.83] Except for you because your dying, but
[03:39.48] No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
[03:47.39] Who could refuse when you
[03:49.31] Shuffle your shoes and say please?
[03:54.90] Use all the tricks that
[03:56.47] You learned in your cradle
[03:58.84] You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle
[04:02.86] 'Cause no one says no
[04:04.72] To a boy with a fatal disease!
[04:07.76] I can do this!
[04:08.75] I know you can!
[04:10.99] La, la, la, la
[04:12.57] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[04:16.16] Mrs. Goldman, I hate to bother you
[04:17.87] But I was strolling through the neighborhood'
[04:19.37] La, la, la, la
[04:20.93] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[04:23.51] Which wouldn't be so bad
[04:24.56] If it weren't my birthday on Friday
[04:25.85] But the insurance doesn't cover...
[04:27.19] La, la, la, la
[04:28.66] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[04:31.99] I could always pay you for the tickets if
[04:33.62] I don't get my medicine next month'
[04:35.29] La, la, la, la
[04:36.83] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
[04:39.68] And you know
[04:40.35] I've always felt this kinship
[04:41.54] With the Jewish people'
[04:42.97] And out of the blue
[04:45.27] A thought comes to you
[04:47.15] Like sun coming out from the rain
[04:51.36] And after the stress
[04:52.96] My mother says--
[04:53.96] Yes!
[04:54.56] Yes!
[04:55.12] We're all set for Friday
[04:57.10] So who could complain
[04:58.34] Except for you because you're
[04:59.65] Jewish and you always complain
[05:02.24] It's true!
[05:02.98] But no one says no to a
[05:04.44] Boy with a terminal illness
[05:10.32] Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize
[05:18.05] Nothing's too hard and
[05:19.61] No quest unendurable
[05:21.89] Long as your sure
[05:23.48] You're completely incurable
[05:25.72] 'Cause no one says no
[05:28.04] To a boy with a fatal disease
[05:36.62] All hail the brain
[05:38.91] All hail the brain!
[05:40.90] I never thought he'd take the bait
[05:44.72] This is great, Evan Goldman
[05:48.64] Evan Goldman!
[05:50.88] All hail the brain!
[05:55.05] I did what no one else could do
[05:58.93] Tell me who could complain?
[06:03.82] All hail the brain
[06:06.09] All hail the brain!
[06:07.69] All hail the brain!
[06:09.40] All hail the brain
[06:11.44] All hail the brain!
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