Get Me What I Need

[00:09.53] There's the cool kids
[00:11.33] There's the preps
[00:11.94] And there's the skate punks
[00:12.81] And the jocks
[00:14.04] And then there's me
[00:16.08] There's the losers
[00:17.60] There's the nerds
[00:18.69] And there's the stoners
[00:19.59] And the goths
[00:20.36] And then there's me
[00:22.55] But then there's you!
[00:24.09] 'Cause you're the new kid in the school
[00:26.14] You're not defined by one specific breed
[00:28.61] And so you're free to flit from group to group
[00:31.69] From scene to scene
[00:32.55] 'Cause you're the conduit
[00:33.82] The medium, the go-between
[00:36.03] Which means you're perfectly positioned to
[00:38.34] Get me what I need!
[00:40.79] Look, Archie, I'm the wrong guy for this
[00:42.05] One date, that's all I'm asking!
[00:43.78] Isn't there some nice girl on the
[00:44.95] "Special Needs" bus?
[00:46.04] They don't like me
[00:47.70] Even back before the crutches
[00:49.49] It was clear
[00:50.35] I don't fit here
[00:52.24] So it's hopeless
[00:54.22] I can't walk right up to Kendra and say "Hey"
[00:57.33] She'd run away
[00:58.77] But look at you!
[01:01.05] You're making friends and having parties
[01:03.05] And adapting with impressive speed!
[01:05.81] Just twenty minutes when we're sitting
[01:08.37] So our knees could touch –
[01:09.91] Yes, it's a tiny inconvenience
[01:11.59] But it means so much!
[01:13.16] 'Cause out of all of Indiana
[01:14.99] You can get me what I need!
[01:17.88] It's impossible!
[01:18.72] And what I need is-
[01:20.32] Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)
[01:22.87] Beautiful Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)
[01:25.97] Wonderful Kendra!
[01:28.94] Make her appear!
[01:31.66] If you want a girl
[01:32.71] The girl you want is
[01:33.67] Kendra! (Kendra, Kendra)
[01:36.18] Very hot Kendra! (Very hot, very hot)
[01:38.56] Go tell Kendra
[01:41.46] I'm waiting here!
[01:47.23] Here's the problem:
[01:49.55] Every minute, every second that I wait
[01:52.61] Might be too late
[01:55.69] So let's face it:
[01:58.04] If I ever had a chance, the time is now
[02:00.90] So who cares how?
[02:02.33] Just do your best
[02:04.19] And I won't bother you again
[02:06.22] And that's a promise, guaranteed!
[02:09.77] So you can help me out
[02:11.25] And we can both do very well
[02:12.46] Or I can turn around
[02:14.12] And make your life a living hell!
[02:16.25] It's up to you, you've got a choice
[02:17.63] You've got incentive to succeed!
[02:22.32] Yes, I know it sounds insane
[02:25.45] Jerry Lewis can explain!
[02:29.21] You've got to help me, Evan
[02:31.60] Help me, Evan
[02:32.82] Help me, Evan
[02:34.43] Help me, Evan!
[02:35.93] Get me what I-
[02:40.90] Need!
[02:49.68] I'll try!
[02:50.77] I knew you would
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