Toy Box

[00:01.35] {Winding sound} Oohh, I like this toy! Hmm, watch it go.
[00:07.41] {Gun fire} Ay! Ah! Ay! Uh!
[00:12.07] {Telephone ringing} {beeping sound}
[00:16.12] We're sorry, the person you are calling is dead
[00:19.87] I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks
[00:24.38] And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
[00:26.79] And rocks and sticks and callin' me names
[00:29.47] And fill my lunchbox with frog brains, Ugh!
[00:32.20] When I left school it was much iller
[00:34.03] My daddy was a serial killer, and how about that
[00:36.72] He always made me sit in the back
[00:39.11] With all his dead bodies in my lap, Move!
[00:41.68] When I got home, enough of the static
[00:43.80] Hammer and tools and up to the attic
[00:46.95] Never knew any other girls or boys
[00:50.45] Only my toys toys toys Bang clang hammer and twist
[00:54.55] Nobody knows I exist and I'm pissed
[00:57.45] But I won't be mentally scarred Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard Monday,
[01:02.78] Ring of the bell It's all about show and tell
[01:05.72] Might as well Show all of these bastards just what I got
[01:10.62] Yo check out my toy box.
[01:12.23] "Nothin' feels better than a good hardy-har-har. Right boys and girls?"
[01:31.08] We got dead bodies everywhere you look
[01:33.63] All the nerds sittin up front got cooked
[01:36.30] Others start screamin and makin a dash
[01:38.92] So I start handin out toys fast at last
[01:41.63] You like slinkies?
[01:42.98] We got slinkies!
[01:43.97] Only mine like to wrap around your face then stretch, twist, kazoom,
[01:48.75] And whip your body all over the fuckin room
[01:51.59] So come one at a time
[01:54.13] Open your gift, and what you will find
[01:56.57] Is a toy my friend, that you'll never forget
[01:58.86] It's not everyday that you get your skull split
[02:01.05] You like soldiers?
[02:03.13] We got soldiers!
[02:04.05] Made with rubber and steel They look real
[02:06.64] But I wouldn't just toss 'em under yo bed
[02:09.00] That's how you get a axe to the fo' head
[02:11.36] Oh, and don't let 'em sit around all day
[02:14.18] Come home and find your mom... dead in the hallway
[02:17.11] Cuz they can be nifty All the toys are shifty (he-he) In my toy box (huh?)
[02:22.18] "Woooowie, that sure sounds like fun!"
[02:40.35] That's not a toy, hey wait a minute
[02:42.91] Don't fuck around, homie, you could lose an eye with it
[02:46.03] That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy
[02:48.81] And it's mine motha fucka so gimme gimme you like toys?
[02:51.87] You come to the right place
[02:53.59] Try my little toy mutilatin mental case
[02:56.29] Wind 'em up and let him go among all of ya
[02:58.89] Then BANG! Serial slaughterer!
[03:01.22] Your turn, reach in and get lucky
[03:03.63] Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky [sqeaking]
[03:06.58] And it make a funny sound, then, Then BANG! thru the fingers off his fuckin hand
[03:11.15] Don't stop, class ain't done yet I remember you callin' me pointdex',
[03:16.04] Bookworm brainy, my aggrivation
[03:18.60] Went into these little creations
[03:20.89] Reach in you might find somethin wicked
[03:23.62] Wicked scary, chopping pickaderry
[03:26.18] Off with your head, a robot with a sword
[03:28.65] Now he's lookin at me, but what for?
[03:31.02] Wa-wait a minute, I made you, get them not me. Wait a minute, motherfuckers!
[03:36.31] O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...(repeat 5x mixed w/:)
[04:05.62] Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off!
[04:17.69] Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off! (2x)
[04:24.07] O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...
[04:25.35] O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this... "Turn it off!"
[04:30.75] Tell me why? Why do you feel that you should still be together with Lisa?
[04:37.21] Sure Cccc'mon man, our relationship ain't all weak and shit. Ya know I mean,
[04:42.65] I mean just because she's dead we should just break up or somethin? FUCK THAT!
[04:49.51] Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me, she's dead man you gotta move on
[04:52.48] So what! So she's dead Does that make you fresher than her?
[04:56.56] I didn't say that
[04:58.38] I don't think so! So she don't talk as much... and she really don't move around a lot.
[05:02.14] She's still fresh! She's still fun to be around! Heheh-heheh. You're just predjudice!
[05:07.38] Huh?
[05:08.82] You're predjudiced against dead people
[05:09.85] Aw man, you really are one sick bastard Tommy
[05:12.36] Yeah? Fuckoooff!
[05:14.11] What?
[05:15.95] Fuckoooff!
[05:18.35] What the fuck is that? What does that mean?
[05:19.53] It means Fuckoooff!
[05:21.88] Man, you fuckin lost it
[05:23.04] Yeah? FUCKOOOFF!
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