3 Rings

[00:01.16] "Is this on?"
[00:13.89] "Gather round my wealthy friends
[00:16.07] And endure the horrifying sights
[00:18.05] Only your worst nightmares can produce
[00:20.38] Actual human beings of a deformed nature
[00:23.44] Come at once
[00:25.02] And come and enduldge yourself
[00:26.72] In our own twisted amusement of
[00:28.98] Another's misfortune
[00:30.27] Yes, ladies and gentlemen
[00:31.74] Enter our three ring show of freaks"
[00:34.67] [Violent J]
[00:35.35] Ring one, a dung a dung dung
[00:37.54] My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
[00:40.00] To the desk in school then I run down the hall
[00:43.16] Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
[00:46.21] Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
[00:49.47] Just cause I don't look like everybody
[00:52.23] I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
[00:54.98] Scary, bluuuuuah!
[00:57.51] And what's the big deal about my neck
[00:59.84] Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
[01:03.02] Up a couple feet to get a better sight
[01:05.71] Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
[01:08.46] No, so, now how ya gonna act?
[01:11.06] So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
[01:14.25] I guess I'm just another freak show thing
[01:17.01] And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing
[01:20.27] [Chorus (2x)]
[01:21.02] Three ring a ding a ding ding
[01:22.39] People love to point and stare
[01:25.43] Three ring a ding a ding ding
[01:27.52] It's the same as everywhere
[01:30.77] [Shaggy 2 Dope]
[01:42.29] Ring two, how do you do?
[01:44.40] I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
[01:47.81] You don't try to front ho
[01:49.72] Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow
[01:52.72] So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck
[01:55.50] But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
[01:58.39] I'm popping in like a pound of lead
[02:00.96] Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head
[02:04.06] Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
[02:06.44] Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
[02:09.31] Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
[02:12.07] Like batboy, hermaphrodites and old man crow
[02:14.92] But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
[02:17.32] Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
[02:20.65] So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank
[02:23.54] Or your stomach might receive a shank from the...
[02:26.21] [Chorus (2x)]
[02:28.95] "I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
[02:51.58] Here at our three ring exhibit
[02:53.23] But to be honest I really don't see
[02:55.56] What's so fucking funny about it
[02:57.25] These fucking people are real!"
[02:59.09] [Both]
[03:00.82] Ring three, the ICP
[03:01.86] Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
[03:05.37] That's how you get fucked up
[03:07.45] We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
[03:09.56] [Violent J]
[03:10.30] Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
[03:13.07] Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb
[03:15.93] She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked
[03:18.60] Had the fat bearded lady in the butt, uh
[03:21.07] [Shaggy 2 Dope]
[03:22.25] Fuck that, bitch, suck that
[03:23.92] I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
[03:27.00] Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo
[03:30.25] I move real careful and slow
[03:32.71] [Violent J]
[03:33.57] You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
[03:34.91] Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh
[03:38.26] [Shaggy 2 Dope]
[03:39.38] So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch
[03:41.99] I chill with the three rings
[03:43.87] [Chorus(2x)]
[03:45.90] "Well, that's it
[04:07.93] I hope you're satisfied
[04:09.41] I hope you had a good time
[04:11.11] You fucking heartless bastards
[04:12.88] You saw what you wanted
[04:14.50] So grab your fucking kids
[04:16.25] And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
[04:18.45] And get the fuck out of our circus tent
[04:20.75] You cold-hearted sons of bitches
[04:23.25] You think they look fucked up
[04:25.08] Just wait till I kick your
[04:26.72] Fucking lips in a couple times
[04:28.02] You'll be sittin up here like a bitch
[04:29.93] And we'll laughing at your folded ass
[04:31.98] They'll call you lumpy
[04:33.34] After I done put knots
[04:35.40] All over your fuckin forehead
[04:36.63] Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
[04:39.33] How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
[04:41.58] You fucking little bitch
[04:42.78] Come here, I'll shove that
[04:44.56] Fucking corn dog up your ass
[04:45.70] Get the fuck out of here
[04:47.03] Show's fucking over
[04:48.17] Get the fuck out of here
[04:49.26] You fucking heartless bastards"
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