Fat Sweaty Betty

[00:04.63] Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
[00:13.65] What's your pleasure?
[00:16.34] (1st verse violent j)
[00:17.20] Fat sweaty betty the bitch ain't nothing new
[00:18.16] Her moms used to babysat me back when we was two
[00:19.97] We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
[00:23.51] And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank well uh
[00:27.28] She moved across town and never came back
[00:29.95] Until the other day i seen her at the chicken shack
[00:33.51] She said her name was betty, i can't believe this shit
[00:36.23] The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch
[00:39.81] She said, "hey, j, tell me how you've been?"
[00:43.47] She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
[00:46.19] I told her, "hold still," and flicked it off her face and said,
[00:49.79] "Betty, oh, betty, what you say we leave this place?"
[00:53.39] I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
[00:56.02] I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
[00:59.63] Eww! it was nasty, but i don't let it bother me
[01:03.28] She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
[01:06.95] I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, i'm almost dead
[01:09.55] I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
[01:13.21] We got dressed, i gave her a little kiss goodbye
[01:15.99] Fat sweaty betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
[01:18.62] (Chorus)
[01:19.58] Fat sweaty betty
[01:22.25] Tell me when you're ready (x2)
[01:31.22] (2nd verse- shaggy2dope)
[01:32.11] Big fat slop of shit people call betty
[01:35.72] Flabs of fat on her back, her neck... sweaty
[01:38.49] Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
[01:42.07] Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
[01:45.65] But fuck all that, 'cuz i wanna see the neden
[01:48.44] I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
[01:52.01] Rode my bike to her house, "hey yo, betty lemme in
[01:55.65] I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in."
[01:58.30] I can hear her coming down the stairs
[02:01.98] She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
[02:04.66] Uugghh! shit, fuck that i'm turning back
[02:08.28] But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
[02:10.94] I said, "relax, hoe, i'm here, i'm bu-si-ness
[02:14.58] You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
[02:18.12] I need a favor, come on, betty, drop them drawls."
[02:21.75] Ahh! i knew it, betty had balls
[02:24.47] Oh, no, here comes that ass
[02:27.11] >from the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash
[02:30.85] I wish i never came, oh boy do i wish
[02:34.45] See fat sweaty betty, the sweaty fat bitch
[02:38.03] (Chorus)
[03:02.38] (Violent j)
[03:02.74] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:03.79] I know you like spaghetti
[03:05.12] I know you like spaghetti
[03:06.94] So tell me when you're ready, baby
[03:09.68] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:09.85] Tell me when you're ready
[03:10.73] Tell me when you're ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, tv dinner, chicken
[03:12.53] Baby
[03:13.58] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:14.45] I gets it all, i gets it all for ya, baby
[03:15.35] I work at farmer jack on the dinner floor, baby
[03:17.17] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:18.02] I bring it home, i cook it in a microwave
[03:19.81] I feeds it to ya, just let me get some stanky skins
[03:23.41] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:24.34] 'Cuz i don't care, i wanna hit the cellulite
[03:27.06] I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight
[03:29.72] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:30.62] 'Cuz i don't care, you know i'm not afraid to cook
[03:33.33] Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot
[03:36.01] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:36.97] I'll rub you down, i'll rub you down the right way
[03:39.62] I hear a buzzer, apple pie's in the microwave
[03:42.33] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:43.33] I work at farmer jack, i work at a & p
[03:46.88] And yes i do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
[03:49.65] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:50.59] Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me
[03:53.24] Ya want some chilli cheese fries in a?
[03:55.99] [Fat sweaty betty]
[03:56.87] You gotta wait, wait 'till the time is right
[03:59.58] Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite
[04:03.18] [Fat sweaty betty]
[04:04.00] You want some burger king, you want some hungry jack
[04:05.83] You want some jelly beans, you want a scooby snack
[04:09.47] [Fat sweaty betty]
[04:10.36] You want some dominoes, you want a milky way
[04:13.06] You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy violent j
[04:15.71] [Fat sweaty betty]
[04:16.64] You want some lucky charms, you want some mashed potatoes
[04:19.32] Let me hit the skins now and i'll feed you later
[04:22.07] [Fat sweaty betty]
[04:22.91] Because i know, i know you want a lunchable
[04:25.65] Something crunchable, something munchable
[04:28.38] [Fat sweaty betty]
[04:29.33] How 'bout some taco bell, how 'bout a pizza slice
[04:32.09] How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of minute rice
[04:35.65] [Fat sweaty betty]
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