My Kind of Bitch

[00:01.13] My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch
[00:03.12] Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all
[00:05.67] My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
[00:09.06] About money or fuckin mall
[00:11.34] My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
[00:14.76] She don't care about what she wears
[00:17.51] Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms
[00:20.86] Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years
[00:23.08] My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
[00:26.36] We first met on a Oujia board
[00:29.05] Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes
[00:32.13] And swallow a ninja sword
[00:34.84] I said, "hey bitch, how do you do?
[00:37.90] Some fucks call me Violent J"
[00:40.28] She picked her nose and flicked it at me
[00:43.94] Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch
[00:47.99] My kind of bitch
[00:59.33] My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
[01:01.08] She don't care about what she wears
[01:03.51] My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
[01:06.96] She don't care about what she wears
[01:09.15] Fuck that!
[01:10.46] My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
[01:12.82] And has to talk like this "I love you"
[01:16.25] She can drink through it, ya get used to it
[01:18.73] It whistle every time we kiss
[01:21.02] My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
[01:24.44] The other one's skinny and red
[01:26.80] She can make the one jiggle
[01:28.90] The other one don't do shit but just sit their dead
[01:32.51] My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
[01:36.12] With a nail sticking half way out
[01:38.73] It once caught a fire and we all had to spit
[01:41.89] In her face just to put it out
[01:43.98] My kind of bitch is a little loopy
[01:47.67] And her ass might droop a bit
[01:49.85] But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
[01:53.20] And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch
[02:06.53] My kind of bitch
[02:08.84] My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
[02:11.06] The other one's skinny and red
[02:13.39] My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
[02:18.99] "Hello? Um, my name is J. I'm from Detroit. I'm looking for a girl,
[02:24.70] Who's, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
[02:30.59] Fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and
[02:36.76] Slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing
[02:41.34] On my balls. Uh..."
[02:43.00] My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
[02:45.49] Then run and fuck my friends
[02:48.13] And everytime I break her legs
[02:51.20] Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up, man!)
[02:54.76] She shot me once and stabbed my neck
[02:57.29] And even broke my nose
[02:59.87] But I lick her from her crooked neck
[03:02.69] Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch
[03:15.24] My kind of bitch
[03:18.30] My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
[03:20.21] Then run and fuck my friends
[03:22.89] My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then...
[03:27.71] "Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and I'm lookin for a girl with a
[03:33.92] Big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass.
[03:40.10] And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched.
[03:45.13] And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same
[03:48.05] Time, that's a must. And I'm looking for a girl who can stretch
[03:51.30] Titties and stuff em in her ass."
[03:53.12] Fuck yeah, motherfucker
[03:56.32] I'm looking for a bitch
[03:58.95] I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch)
[04:04.92] We can have picnics under the moon
[04:08.96] In the graveyard
[04:09.80] We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch)
[04:16.39] I'm looking for a girl to die with
[04:21.75] If you're already dead, that's cool
[04:25.38] You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch)
[04:28.39] I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
[04:32.75] I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
[04:36.84] Let me squeeze your neck
[04:38.84] "This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl."
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