Almost Persuaded No. 2

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Almost Persuaded No. 2 Lyrics

[00:01.04] Last night I stumbled in to a bar room
[00:06.62]
[00:09.21] I met a girl with a pint in her purse
[00:17.39] She was cute as two speckled puppies
[00:25.25] And I said Ben you could do worse
[00:33.72] Then I walked across a room full of tables
[00:39.72] Walked across her table too
[00:41.94] And I flopped myself down in a chair
[00:47.58] And said hi there
[00:49.84] She whispered my name is Mabel
[00:58.08] And all I could say was hi there
[01:04.54] I said permit me to introduce myself Ben Colder here
[01:11.44] She said it ain't been no colder here than anyplace else
[01:17.39] I had her almost persuaded
[01:23.65]
[01:26.29] What happened to the doodle-doodle-do... piano... thank you
[01:31.85] To slip- strip herself of her pride
[01:38.09]
[01:40.24] Almost persuaded to slip me a drink on the side
[01:55.61] Then we danced and we danced and we danced and we danced
[02:04.23] That is I thought I was dancin' somebody stepped on my hand
[02:11.76] Then I looked in her eyes and I saw it
[02:20.05] The reflection of my wedding band
[02:26.35] And I thought that sure is strange I ain't even married
[02:32.10] What it was it was my wrist watch
[02:35.46] I had her almost persuaded
[02:41.25]
[02:44.60] Once more there Argus
[02:48.49] To come and be my own
[02:56.36] Smart alec
[03:00.28] (Almost persuaded)
[03:03.87] Then her boyfriend came and made me go home
[03:09.12]

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