Here Comes the Judge

Here Comes the Judge a song by Bobby Biggs on Foxsoundi — Free Music, Smart Streaming for Everyone

Here Comes the Judge Lyrics

[00:00.12] Hear ye, hear ye
[00:02.85] The court's in session, the court's in session
[00:05.85] Now here come the judge, here come the judge
[00:08.18] Here come the judge, here come the judge
[00:09.27] Here come the judge, y'all, here come the judge
[00:16.86] Stop eating that fudge 'cause here come the judge
[00:20.77] Don't nobody budge 'cause here come the judge
[00:25.26] Judge Shorty is presiding today
[00:28.52] And he don't give no stuff to nobody no kind of way
[00:32.41] Hey boy, take off that hat, where do you think you at?
[00:36.66] I know where you gon' be if you don't hear my plea
[00:40.65] I'm here to say the court's in session
[00:43.88] Order in the court now, court's in session
[00:47.85] Can't nobody smoke now
[00:49.89] Here come the judge, here come the judge
[00:51.32] Here come the judge, here come the judge
[00:51.38] Here come the judge, y'all, here come the judge
[01:00.43] Order, order, what's the first case on the docket today?
[01:04.08] Judge, I got a boy here that can't dance
[01:05.85] Can't dance? Can't dance, your honor
[01:07.83] What is this? Ninety days
[01:10.57] Thirty days to boogaloo
[01:12.67] Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
[01:15.36] And thirty more for the Afro twist
[01:17.96] Can't dance? What is this here?
[01:24.26] Court's in session, everybody quiet now
[01:28.25] Court's in session, here come the judge, here come the judge
[01:32.66] Is that the man? No, your honor
[01:36.02] Does he look like the man? No, your honor
[01:39.29] Well, I'm sorry then, you got to go on
[01:41.33] You can't recognize the man, huh? No, your honor, no
[01:47.05] Man guilty
[01:48.24] Here come the judge, here come the judge
[01:54.28] Here come the judge, y'all, here come the judge
[01:55.93] Got to forty-five, now here come the judge
[01:59.72] Dressed in Ralph's mink hide, now here come the judge
[02:03.74] I'd rather be lost in the jungles of Brazil
[02:08.30] Than to face the judge this morning the way you feel
[02:12.28] Now here come the judge, here come the judge
[02:16.17] Don't nobody budge 'cause here come the judge
[02:23.82] Everybody's going to do some time today
[02:37.13]

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