If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl

If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl a song by Tommy Collins on Foxsoundi — Free Music, Smart Streaming for Everyone

If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl Lyrics

[00:06.78] I whistled out at pretty girl on a corner down town
[00:10.52] She saw me when I winked my eye and then she turned around
[00:14.65] She came and took me by the arm I told her I didn't mean no harm
[00:19.06] She said to me with a certain kind of scowl
[00:22.81] If you don't mean it then don't whistle if you can't bite don't growl
[00:29.05] One night left the wife at home and went out with the boys
[00:42.05] I was actin' like a Don Juan and makin' a lot of noise
[00:47.13] A go-go girl called my hand I said I can't I'm a married man
[00:51.18] She said if you ain't gonna steal you better not prowl
[00:54.94] Don't do-si-do with a go-go if you can't bite don't growl
[01:00.79] I went home to the little wife and grabbed her at the door
[01:14.42] I kissed her like a mad man and let out a lion roar
[01:18.94] I jumped down from a chandelier and beat my chest and said come here
[01:23.68] She said if you can't hunt you better not howl
[01:27.15] I'm a wampas kitty and a mean mama if you can't bite don't growl
[01:41.33] I jumped down from a chandelier...
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