Junk Food Junkie

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Junk Food Junkie Lyrics

[00:00.15] You know I love that organic cooking
[00:02.83] I always ask for more
[00:04.64] And they call me Mr. Natural
[00:07.30] On down to the health food store
[00:09.19] I only eat good sea salt
[00:11.84] White sugar dont touch my lips
[00:14.59] And my friends is always
[00:16.34] Begging me to take them
[00:17.28] On macrobiotic trips
[00:19.01] Yes, they are
[00:21.76] Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox
[00:23.55] That I keep under lock and key
[00:26.26] And I take it off to my closet
[00:28.02] Where nobody else can see
[00:31.65] I open that door so slowly
[00:34.33] Take a peek up north and south
[00:37.02] Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
[00:38.84] And I pop it in my mouth
[00:44.30] Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
[00:49.70] Just as healthy as I can be
[00:51.51] But at night I'm a junk food junkie
[00:54.22] Good Lord have pity on me
[00:58.73] Well, at lunchtime
[01:01.49] You can always find me
[01:03.28] At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
[01:05.07] Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
[01:06.85] From my hand thrown pottery jar
[01:09.51] And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
[01:13.13] With a carrot stick for dessert
[01:14.94] And wiping my face in a natural way
[01:17.66] On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
[01:20.39] Oh, yeah
[01:24.08] Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
[01:26.70] And I'm all by myself
[01:29.49] I work that combination
[01:31.26] On my secret hideaway shelf
[01:33.94] And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
[01:35.79] Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie
[01:38.49] Then I sit back in glorious expectation
[01:41.13] Of a genuine junk food high
[01:43.80] Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
[01:52.86] Just as healthy as I can be
[01:54.69] But at night I'm a junk food junkie
[01:57.37] Good Lord have pity on me
[02:01.89] My friends down at the commune
[02:05.44] They think I'm pretty neat
[02:07.20] Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
[02:09.01] But I give 'em all something to eat
[02:11.79] I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
[02:13.61] And I only eat homegrown spice
[02:16.32] I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
[02:18.10] Filled up with my brown rice
[02:19.94] Yes, I do
[02:23.55] Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
[02:26.21] With a Big Mac on my breath
[02:30.72] Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
[02:33.42] With a face as white as death
[02:36.16] I'm afraid someday theyll find me
[02:37.93] Just stretched out on my bed
[02:40.66] With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
[02:42.40] And a Ding Dong by my head
[02:45.19] In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
[02:46.95] Just as healthy as I can be
[02:49.68] But at night I'm a junk food junkie
[02:52.39] Good Lord have pity on me
[02:55.05]

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