I'm Bad

[00:00.96] (Calling all cars, calling all cars)
[00:03.43] (Be on the lookout for a tall, light-skinned brother with dimples)
[00:07.10] (Wearing a black Kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers)
[00:12.06] (Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east)
[00:14.42] (Alias LL Cool J, he's bad)
[00:16.17] Aaaahhhhhhhhhh
[00:21.32] No rapper can rap quite like I can
[00:23.76] I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
[00:26.88] Not the last Mafioso, I'm a MC cop
[00:29.19] Make you say, "Go LL and do the wop"
[00:32.07] If you think you can out write me, yeah boy, I bet
[00:34.50] 'Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet
[00:37.24] Trendsetter, I'm better, my rhymes are good
[00:39.71] I got a gold nameplate that says, " I wish you would"
[00:42.61] And when battle begins, then I gotta join in and
[00:45.48] Before my rhyme is over, you know I'ma win
[00:48.30] Cool J has arrived, so you better make way
[00:50.65] Ask anybody in the crowd, they say the kid don't play!
[00:53.65] Slaughter competition, that's my hobby and job
[00:56.15] I don't wear a disguise, because I don't owe the mob
[00:58.55] Got a pinpoint rap, that makes you feel trapped
[01:01.38] So many girls on my jock, I think my phone is tapped
[01:04.22] I'm bad
[01:06.33] (Cool J)
[01:08.94] (Cool J, yeah)
[01:13.88] (Cool J)
[01:16.14] (C-C-C-C-Cool J-J)
[01:19.71] (Cool J)
[01:20.62] (C-C-C-C-C-C-Cool J-J-J-J-J)
[01:25.63] I'm like Tyson, icin' I'm a soldier at war
[01:28.28] I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more
[01:31.07] Got concrete rhymes, been rappin' for ten years and
[01:33.95] Even when I'm braggin', I'm bein' sincere
[01:36.29] MC's can't win, I make 'em rust like tin
[01:38.93] They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark's fin
[01:41.67] Because I'm bad as can be, got my voice on wax
[01:44.16] Some brothers think he's making records
[01:45.66] Now he must have relaxed
[01:46.83] I couldn't, shouldn't, and it'll stay that way
[01:49.65] The best rapper you've heard, is LL Cool J
[01:52.14] Kamikaze, take a look at what I've done
[01:55.00] Used to rock in my basement, now I'm number one
[01:57.76] And can happen on time, never standin' on line
[02:00.27] You wanna try me? First, you better learn how to rhyme
[02:02.91] I'm the pinnacle, that means I reign supreme
[02:05.78] And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean
[02:08.45] I'm bad
[02:11.42] (Suspect was last spotted with three other members of his crew)
[02:15.03] (Bobcat, E Love, and Cut Creator)
[02:18.12] (They are extremely bad, so keep your eyes open)
[02:21.57] (Use extreme caution)
[02:29.99] I eliminate punks, cut 'em up in chunks
[02:32.40] You were souped, you heard me, and your ego shrunk
[02:35.39] I'm devastating, I'm so good it's a shame
[02:37.72] 'Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal, they call me insane
[02:40.53] I'm as strong as a bull, of course you know I have pull
[02:43.28] I enjoy what I'm doing, plus I'm paid in full
[02:45.95] Not Buckaroo Bonsai, but busted out as I
[02:48.64] Say the kinda rhymes that make MC's wish that I'd die
[02:51.70] Never retire, or put my mic on the shelf
[02:53.99] The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
[02:56.62] Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad
[02:59.18] You want a hit? Give me a hour, plus a pen and a pad
[03:02.05] MC's retreat, 'cause they know I can beat 'em
[03:04.52] And eat 'em in a battle, and the ref won't cheat 'em
[03:07.21] I'm the best, takin' out all rookies
[03:09.92] So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies
[03:12.80] I'm bad
[03:14.87] (Cool J)
[03:17.36] (Cool J)
[03:22.95] (Cool J)
[03:24.62] (Cool J-J-J)
[03:27.06] (Cool J-J-J)
[03:30.00] (C-Cool)
[03:32.98] Never ever, no never
[03:34.27] Never wearin' no Levi's, battle me, why try
[03:36.98] I'll treat you like a stepchild, so tell mommy bye-bye
[03:39.64] Sparrin' MC's, and I'ma never get whipped
[03:41.98] When I retire, I'll get worshipped like a old battleship
[03:44.92] LL, I'm bad, other rappers know
[03:47.65] When I enter the set, they say, "Yo, yo. There he go!"
[03:50.36] My paycheck's large, Mr. Bogart in charge
[03:52.81] Not a puncher or a hunter from a racoon lodge
[03:55.65] The original Todd, teachin' how to be hard
[03:58.35] Take the skin off a snake, and split a pea from a pod
[04:00.73] You're a novice, I'm noble, and I dissect with my tongue
[04:03.58] Not Atilla the Hun, but no, I'm Threwler his son
[04:06.44] My vocal's exact, like rack and pinion in a Jag
[04:09.19] You try to brag, you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
[04:12.02] No good scavenger, catfish, vulture
[04:14.84] My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture
[04:17.08] I'm bad
[04:18.85] (Think I'm gonna need backup)
[04:21.34] (Think I'm gonna need backup)
[04:23.73] (What you need that for?)
[04:26.08] (Yo, this is LL Cool J)
[04:28.25] (And you'll never catch me, so don't even try it)
[04:30.65] (I'm too bad for ya, understand?)
[04:36.37] Aaaaaahhhh
[04:38.53] I'm bad
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