The Bristol Hotel

[00:02.70] (Verse 1)
[00:08.13] I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
[00:11.75] You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
[00:13.50] She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque
[00:16.22] Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck
[00:18.02] She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps
[00:20.85] She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump
[00:23.52] She's a hot little momma and she works every day
[00:26.26] If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays
[00:28.00] She's at the...
[00:28.99] (Chorus)
[00:29.85] (Bristol Hotel) Room 515
[00:33.58] (The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
[00:38.09] (Verse 2)
[00:38.95] I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be
[00:40.74] Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
[00:43.44] Every red light she'll come over to your ride
[00:45.24] Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside
[00:48.04] The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing
[00:50.78] And her meat tastes better than Burger King
[00:52.54] Japanese executives in three-piece suits
[00:55.21] Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
[00:57.97] The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots
[01:00.62] He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...
[01:02.42] (Repeat chorus)
[01:09.64] (Verse 3)
[01:12.36] Party people check the story cos the story is ill
[01:15.08] It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
[01:16.99] They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
[01:19.68] Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
[01:22.32] The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
[01:24.12] "Never ever rush, that's the golden rule
[01:26.88] I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life
[01:29.58] A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"
[01:32.20] (The...)
[01:35.80] (Repeat chorus)
[01:41.36] (Verse 4)
[01:42.23] You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
[01:44.06] And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line
[01:46.72] She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
[01:48.55] Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
[01:51.25] You say "What the heck", because you already paid
[01:53.08] Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
[01:55.77] Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
[01:58.56] Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions
[02:01.27] At the...
[02:05.76] (Repeat chorus)
[02:08.43] (The Bristol Hotel) (till fade)
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