My Rhyme Ain't Done

[00:09.68] The President woke and he called the Pope
[00:11.56] The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope
[00:13.47] He asked the Lord to raise Michaelangelo from the dead
[00:16.16] So he can make a fresh painting of my head
[00:18.02] Then I hung out with a king and a queen
[00:21.61] And the queen put me down with her polo team
[00:23.55] The way I scored points all around the clock
[00:25.44] I had her daughter, the princess ridin my jock
[00:27.28] I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard
[00:30.05] Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards
[00:31.89] The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades
[00:34.62] Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade
[00:37.48] Then I played cards with the queen of clubs
[00:39.23] The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love
[00:42.18] As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men
[00:43.95] Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend
[00:45.83] The double-trouble spade was named the deuce
[00:48.67] And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news
[00:50.57] There was 52 cards, and I met everyone
[00:52.35] That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
[00:56.06] Then I took a trip to the center of the earth
[00:57.96] I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first
[01:00.75] I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers
[01:02.66] So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer
[01:04.52] Tight leather pants that'll make you grunt
[01:06.39] Two nice soft things right up front
[01:09.13] The center of the earth ain't got no crime
[01:11.85] Just people bodyrockin to the L.L. rhyme
[01:14.64] If you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is
[01:16.49] It's just a girl who's on my jock cause I'm in showbiz
[01:19.23] There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone
[01:21.12] That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
[01:23.94] Woke up late one afternoon
[01:25.70] Realized I was in the world of cartoons
[01:27.68] He-Man told me he'd beat me up
[01:30.37] Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck
[01:33.12] Then I hung out with Spiderman
[01:35.03] He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band
[01:37.72] The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums
[01:39.61] Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum
[01:42.49] Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone
[01:44.21] But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone
[01:46.03] Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse
[01:48.87] He had two freaks, so we went to his house
[01:51.55] Mickey's freak was ugly, but mine was def
[01:54.32] So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left
[01:56.12] They were cartoon characters, I met everyone
[01:58.08] That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
[02:00.89] Since I'm a good friend of father time
[02:02.60] I'm not gettin older as I say this rhyme
[02:05.53] I was warm in the snow at the Alamo
[02:07.46] Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show
[02:10.26] I was down with George at the Delaware
[02:12.99] But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair
[02:14.72] Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull
[02:17.58] We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull
[02:19.48] Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest
[02:22.17] You thought it was tabacco - the shit was cess
[02:24.03] There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone
[02:26.83] That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
[02:28.74] 11: 33, I swear it's no sooner
[02:31.47] I went inside my TV, I met The Honeymooners
[02:33.35] Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
[02:36.19] But I had my eyes on Alice's behind
[02:37.99] Norton came down right about that time
[02:39.83] Lookin in the frigde, so he could swine and dine
[02:42.66] Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste
[02:45.40] So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase
[02:47.27] Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow
[02:50.08] Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
[02:51.81] Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
[02:54.77] "Norton, my pal," I said, "Yo, don't even do it"
[02:57.60] They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
[02:59.45] That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
[03:01.34] Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp
[03:05.15] Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part
[03:07.87] In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon
[03:10.67] Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon
[03:11.64] Stopped at the isle that's Mali, cause we got ill
[03:13.47] Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill
[03:16.27] I searched for other ways, made love in caves
[03:18.18] And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives rave
[03:19.13] Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means
[03:21.83] From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
[03:25.58] There's a lyrical technician who came to play
[03:27.36] Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J
[03:29.22] All of this is just a story that I made up
[03:31.07] Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts
[03:33.82] Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact
[03:36.66] Not another kinda rap with a heavy drum track
[03:38.50] A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote every one
[03:40.37] That story is over, and my rhyme IS DONE
[03:41.93] HUH!
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