The Do Wop

[00:00.92] L.L. Cool J
[00:02.74] Serving 'em well
[00:04.56] And as you all know
[00:08.17] I am hard as hell
[00:11.79] Woke up at 9: 30 on a Saturday morn'
[00:13.58] Hemmed my remote control, turned my stereo on
[00:17.12] Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the picks
[00:19.83] And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kicks
[00:23.58] Walked to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes
[00:26.28] As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's breaks
[00:28.90] With hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast
[00:32.50] Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's fast
[00:35.26] Jumped in the shower, it was boiling hot
[00:37.93] So I stayed there a hour 'cause I like it a lot
[00:41.66] Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne
[00:44.32] Then I called up Earl on the telephone
[00:46.15] He told me 'bout a jam that I could do later on
[00:49.85] 10 g's plus a Limo for one strong song
[00:53.48] So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got geared
[00:56.17] Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my beard
[00:58.86] Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
[01:02.47] As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at noon
[01:05.16] 12 o'clock came, left the door crack
[01:07.82] The freak walked in a mink on her back
[01:10.51] Put her curt on the rack, threw my [Incomprehensible] on
[01:14.26] Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm
[01:16.94] We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons
[01:19.68] She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste your tongue?"
[01:24.15] My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the tail
[01:25.99] Did it so hard I shoulda went to jail
[01:28.62] She left, Earl came over and we went outside
[01:31.38] Jumped in the BM to bust a joyride
[01:34.03] Went up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel
[01:37.78] I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to scrape up a meal
[01:40.45] The girlies want sex, the fellas try to plex
[01:44.03] But those who flex end up with broke necks
[01:46.77] Signed some autographs for a posse of freaks
[01:49.47] Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down with Chic"
[01:53.05] We conversated with the skeezers for 10 minutes more
[01:55.76] Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door
[01:58.46] Due 'cause I'm a gangster people think I do crimes
[02:01.25] They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes
[02:03.96] Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times
[02:06.62] But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's behind
[02:09.49] L.L. has iced all the washed up slobs
[02:13.03] Vigilante of rap so to hell with the mob
[02:15.75] Don't run from the cops, making suckers jock
[02:19.34] And I'm only 18 making more than your pops
[02:22.08] Tormentor of toys and boyscout boys
[02:24.73] And I dare any critic to call it noise
[02:27.42] Peeped at the clock, it said 6: 03
[02:30.15] Said later to Creator and broke out with E
[02:33.80] Went up to White Castle for a chocolate shake
[02:36.58] Thinking 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make
[02:40.18] Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my seat
[02:42.82] E-Love hit the table and he made up a beat
[02:45.53] Kicked a few lines, stepped out the door
[02:48.32] Since tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more
[02:51.91] We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
[02:54.69] It was almost 7: 30 and the show was at nine
[02:58.21] L.L. Cool J will soon stand at a jam
[03:00.93] With thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand"
[03:03.67] But since I had a hour plus a half for tat
[03:06.35] I was searching for the cutie who's my perfect match
[03:09.12] Her name was Renee, her face was okay
[03:12.72] But she had the kinda body that made Jay wanna play
[03:16.38] I said, "No need to rehearse", then I made my approach
[03:18.19] Said, "You got a good team, girl but you need a new coach"
[03:21.70] Said, "My name's L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
[03:24.43] But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to seduce
[03:27.16] Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel you grind
[03:29.86] 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these ain't nursery rhymes"
[03:33.59] "And I know that you adore my sure side hardcore
[03:36.22] Check out the real L.L. behind closed doors
[03:38.98] So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
[03:41.68] Forget the silk dress 'cause you ain't gonna need it"
[03:45.36] "Unplug your clock, do away with the light
[03:48.03] After five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right
[03:50.73] Your body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy
[03:54.34] When we make love you can call me daddy"
[03:57.07] "I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, Renee
[03:59.75] I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna play
[04:02.49] Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the sack
[04:05.18] After that I leave you starving for me to come back"
[04:08.83] "But in the meantime, put your digits down
[04:11.56] And the next time I see ya I'm going to town"
[04:14.20] Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine
[04:16.97] When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on line
[04:19.68] Took a trip around the side, so I could get backstage
[04:23.31] If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my cage
[04:26.08] I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust
[04:29.60] Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
[04:32.35] Walked in my dressing room and then I heard four knocks
[04:35.94] They said, "L.L., you're running late and it's time to rock"
[04:38.65] Told Cut Creator what the order would be
[04:43.17] Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E
[04:45.88] Went onstage, I heard the girlies scream
[04:47.75] And that's the very moment I woke up from the dream
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