It's Me Again, Margaret

[00:07.69] Well, there once was a feller named Willard McBane
[00:11.94] And he only had just one thought on his brain
[00:17.11] Every evening about midnight he'd slip off alone
[00:22.69] And call the same lady on a pay telephone
[00:27.45] "It's me again, Margaret
[00:31.82] Hello, is this Margaret?
[00:36.22] You don't know me, Margaret
[00:40.74] But I know you"
[00:50.08] Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
[00:57.84] So she called up the police, said "What shall I do?"
[01:02.18] Well, the chief of detectives came 'round to her home
[01:08.95] And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone
[01:13.44] "It's me again, Margaret
[01:17.80] Hello, is this Margaret?
[01:23.79] Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret
[01:29.05] Are you naked?"
[01:31.94] Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
[01:43.31] To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
[01:47.83] It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
[01:54.06] The lips of that amorous man as he said
[01:58.85] "It's me again, Margaret
[02:03.65] Hello? Is this... is this Margaret?
[02:08.21] I know it's you, Margaret
[02:13.76] I bet you can't guess what I'm doing"
[02:22.30] Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
[02:28.39] And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round
[02:33.87] He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
[02:39.19] Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke
[02:43.77] "It's me again, Margaret
[03:05.52] They got me, Margaret
[03:09.52] You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
[03:17.27] But I'll miss you
[03:21.66] And when I get out, Margaret
[03:24.94] I'm going to come over there with an egg beater
[03:30.76] And a live chicken, and some peach preserves
[03:31.81] We'll have a good old time, Margaret!"
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