The Pirate Song

[00:08.47] 16 men on a dead man's chest
[00:11.25] Yo ho-ho and a bottle of rum
[00:13.42] "Avast there mates, ye're sailin'
[00:15.93] With Long John Black Beard
[00:17.49] Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook
[00:19.50] Scourge of the bounding main
[00:21.31] Blood-thirstiest, black-heartiest"
[00:23.64] "Pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
[00:26.97] What say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger
[00:29.87] Heel over the yonder Spanish galleon
[00:32.40] Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers"
[00:34.82] "Swing over on these here lanyards
[00:36.49] With our cutlasses in our teeth
[00:38.29] Cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty
[00:40.57] What say ye to that, me hearties?
[00:42.14] Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
[00:43.84] "I don't like it"
[00:45.15] "You don't like it?"
[00:46.78] "I don't like it and I don't wanna do it
[00:49.35] It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way"
[00:54.10] "Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?"
[00:57.49] I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
[01:02.04] I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
[01:06.77] Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
[01:11.71] I want to sing and dance
[01:16.47] "You want to sing and dance, heh
[01:19.18] You don't like plundering, aye?
[01:21.51] Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
[01:25.48] Rubies, emeralds and pearls
[01:27.61] Gold doubloons and British sovereigns
[01:30.45] "Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels
[01:34.04] Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size
[01:36.86] Fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye?"
[01:39.07] "And all buried in a pirate's chest
[01:40.87] And I just happen to know where
[01:43.54] How about that me bloodthirsty
[01:45.67] Buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha"
[01:47.37] "I don't like it"
[01:48.38] "You don't like it?"
[01:49.14] "I don't like it and I don't want it"
[01:51.03] "He don't want it"
[01:52.49] "And I won't do it, I'm an artiste"
[01:54.66] "An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, what do you want?"
[01:58.83] I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
[02:03.17] I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
[02:08.03] Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
[02:12.77] I want to sing and dance
[02:16.91] "Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
[02:21.57] You know for some little flittin' tinkerbell
[02:23.73] This here be a black hearted pirate ship
[02:26.36] And I would have you keel hauled if you weren't me
[02:28.37] Own flesh and blood you little twit!
[02:30.32] So you don't like plunderin' aye?"
[02:32.20] "I don't like it"
[02:33.24] "And you don't want no treasurin' ah?"
[02:35.23] "I don't want it"
[02:36.38] "And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin'
[02:39.33] And wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?"
[02:42.03] "Well, deep down you want to know the truth?
[02:45.45] It's not me, I don't want it"
[02:47.74] "Well, what do you want
[02:49.39] As if I didn't already bleedin' know?"
[02:51.50] "I want to sing and dance and"
[02:52.89] "I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny pants
[02:56.77] Huh, okay, we'll all sing and dance
[03:00.27] I said, we'll all sing and dance
[03:02.94] Or you'll walk the plank, one, two, three"
[03:06.94] I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
[03:11.04] I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
[03:15.72] Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
[03:20.87] I want to sing and dance
[03:29.79] 16 men on a dead man's chest
[03:32.11] Yo ho-ho and a bottle of rum
[03:34.54] "I don't like rum"
[03:35.91] "You don't like rum?"
[03:37.27] "Well, no, actually, well, I might like a little Perrier"
[03:40.57] "A little Perrier?"
[03:41.97] "With a lime in it"
[03:43.38] "A lime in it? He wants a lime in it"
[03:46.84] "Well, do you have any Escargot?"
[03:48.50] "Escar, what?"
[03:49.94] "What's the soup today?"
[03:50.91] "Soup?"
[03:51.72] "Might have a bit of a salad too"
[03:53.63] "Well, how about a bleeding finger bowl?"
[03:56.55] "Maybe a croissant, is that right?
[03:59.35] Those French make everything so hard
[04:01.82] Why didn't they just call it a bun?"
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