Trial Day (Skit)

[00:00.05] (Typing on typewriter)
[00:05.30] O haan v!
[00:06.27] Kiven chali jandi aa fer kacheri?
[00:09.39] Bhajji firdi ae
[00:10.98] Full raunka
[00:12.50] Jattan ne pura mela laya hoya kacheriyan ch
[00:17.44] Bai ehe ambassador cho kon uttar reha?
[00:20.88] Chacheya! bahla kabba ae chach-
[00:25.06] Pichle saal 10 fansi de hukam sunaye ne ehne
[00:27.47] Loki lakhan rupaiya ese gal te phook dinde ne
[00:30.52] B case es judge kol na lagge
[00:33.34] Badde badde vakeela di jeeb goongi kar denda te
[00:36.52] Badde badde mujrima de ponche gille
[00:39.97] Bhai, ah magar van jehi ch kaun tureya firda?
[00:43.81] Police ala v naal ae
[00:45.65] Oh bai Eh ta tenu hath mar reha
[00:48.88] Oh eh ta billa ae apna (chuckles)
[00:50.43] Chori chakari da master
[00:51.99] Oh kiven aa v billeya! Theek ae?
[00:54.05] Billa Theek ae theek ae baabe peshi toh aake milde aa
[00:58.46] (Police van arrives)
[00:59.72] Bai Eh ta kenter ae
[01:01.88] Eh kenter cho kaun uttar reha?
[01:04.47] Eh jehra uttar reha na oda sitara boht charh reha
[01:07.09] Ehne 3-4 murder kare ne din diharhe
[01:09.91] Tareek bhugtan aya
[01:11.70] Bai ah 3-4 bus'an kiven charhiya firdiya ne ik duje te
[01:17.12] Ehni security kacheri ch mai v pehli vaar dekhi aa
[01:21.20] (Police and media arrives)
[01:21.77] Ah jaar media v boht bhajeya firdae
[01:24.82] O balle balle balle! bai eni police
[01:28.13] Oye hun ah kaun ageya?
[01:30.06] Saleya tenu pta ni?
[01:33.10] Sidhu ae!
[01:34.91] Sidhu Moose Wala!
[01:36.24] (Calaboose starts playing in background)
[01:37.30] O bai ehne ki karta?
[01:39.85] Ehne ta boht vadda jurm kita
[01:42.83] Judge toh laike criminal tak
[01:44.87] Te criminal toh laike judge tak
[01:47.51] Sare ehnu sunde ne
[01:49.24] Das! ehtoh vada koi jurm ho sakda?
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